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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…

I was at the taping of this.
Spoiler alert: it’s really really funny.
comedycentral:

“John Mulaney: New in Town” premiers this Saturday at 10/9c!

I was at the taping of this.

Spoiler alert: it’s really really funny.

comedycentral:

John Mulaney: New in Town” premiers this Saturday at 10/9c!

Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said About Eddie Brill on NPR

jenkirkman:

**I wrote this last night but was shy about publishing it. But I feel good about it today. Please forgive any grammar or spelling errors. I’m not the best editor. ** - Jen Kirkman

I was supposed to talk to the Larry Mantle show on NPR this week. They wanted to talk to me about the recent…

I can confirm that Jen Kirkman is a funny comedian. Who happens to be female.

jonahray:

CAT SOUP with DAVID CROSS

From the creators of THE SOUP.

(a Jonanno joint)

No offense to Joel (or Chris, or Topanga, or any other ___ Soup hosts) but this is the only version America needs.

It might be the only show anyone ever needs.

I do this anytime I listen to N’s in Paris on the train.

hannibalhannibal:

If I had 10% of his energy my life would be totally different.  

kylekinane:

Solar-powered tanning salon in Southern California. This is the most elaborate Polish joke I’ve ever seen.

kylekinane:

Solar-powered tanning salon in Southern California. This is the most elaborate Polish joke I’ve ever seen.

Happy Halloween everyone!
Watch out for ghosts! (THEY’RE IN THE HOUSE!)

Happy Halloween everyone!

Watch out for ghosts! (THEY’RE IN THE HOUSE!)

(Source: frankocean)

More people need to protest protesters.
steveagee:

this made me laugh really fucking hard!

More people need to protest protesters.

steveagee:

this made me laugh really fucking hard!